Bad Coach

Bad Coach is coming

Excuses belong in the fire.

Bad Coach will be available in the Apple App Store and on Google Play. Sign up for general Bad Coach news and the newsletter, including availability updates.

Daily missionsPersonal roastsBadges with bite
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Inside the app

How Bad Coach torments you

A daily order, a loud mouth, and proof that your legs still work. That is the whole motivational seminar.

01 / Orders

Daily mission

Bad Coach gives you a target for today. Clear enough to do, rude enough to stop negotiating.

Couch defeated badge for completing a daily mission

02 / Commentary

Roast

Slow down and the Coach notices. The reply is short, personal, and allergic to excuses.

Skull Coach badge representing Bad Coach roasts

03 / Evidence

Progress and badges

Score, streaks, Nemesis, and badges turn every stubborn step into evidence against your old habits.

Flame streak badge representing progress and achievements
Vendetta

Global reckoning

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Vendetta global reckoning board

Proof and plans

Evidence, then the price tag.

Five badges from the cabinet and three plans without smoke, mirrors, or mystery maths.

Couch defeated achievement badge
Couch defeated
Excuse blocked achievement badge
Excuse blocked
Flame streak achievement badge
Flame streak
Nemesis crown achievement badge
Nemesis crown
Skull Coach achievement badge
Skull Coach

Free

€0. With ads.

Bad Coach keeps running, with commercials breathing down your neck instead of Pro comfort.

Pro

14.99 €/year

Missions, roasts, score, Nemesis, and badges. No glitter plan, just pressure.

Pro+

19.99 €/year

Everything in Pro plus backup, so your progress does not die with your phone.

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