01 / Orders
Daily mission
Bad Coach gives you a target for today. Clear enough to do, rude enough to stop negotiating.
Bad Coach is coming
Excuses belong in the fire.
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Daily missionsPersonal roastsBadges with bite
General Bad Coach news, launch availability, and the occasional kick in the inbox.
Inside the app
How Bad Coach torments you
A daily order, a loud mouth, and proof that your legs still work. That is the whole motivational seminar.
02 / Commentary
Roast
Slow down and the Coach notices. The reply is short, personal, and allergic to excuses.
03 / Evidence
Progress and badges
Score, streaks, Nemesis, and badges turn every stubborn step into evidence against your old habits.
Global reckoning
Live now
Brutal Summer Vendetta 2026
Global Vendetta. Everyone sees who shows up. Keep hiding if you want. Cowardice does not need a pass.
Six thresholds. Six receipts. Every name and trophy comes straight from the published Vendetta season.
Proof and plans
Evidence, then the price tag.
Five badges from the cabinet and three plans without smoke, mirrors, or mystery maths.
Free
€0. With ads.
Bad Coach keeps running, with commercials breathing down your neck instead of Pro comfort.
Pro
14.99 €/year
Missions, roasts, score, Nemesis, and badges. No glitter plan, just pressure.
Pro+
19.99 €/year
Everything in Pro plus backup, so your progress does not die with your phone.